I've been gnomed!
Me! The leader of the Gnominators and CEO of Gnome Removal Services! If this doesn't prove it, nothing will:
No one is safe... The gnomes must be stopped!
I got to church this morning to find the premises covered in gnomes! Not only that, but as Pastor prepared for his Sunday morning services, he found gnomes all over his alb, stoll, microphone and even in the pulpit!
Thankfully Gnominators were there to save the day!
We rounded up over 20 gnomes today, and sold more insurance and removal services. Thanks to PLC for all their support. I don't think the gnomes will be bothering us for a while now...
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