Gnominators - Day 9

After a few days of rest (even gnomes need a sabbath sometimes, I guess) we got 2 more distress calls last night! Back in Pasadena, the gnomes are wreaking havoc and unleashing terror on unsuspecting victims. Apparently Lisa's place and Cindy's house both got gnomed! We're on our way - Gnominators Awaaaaay!

Gnominators - Day 8

I've been gnomed!

Me! The leader of the Gnominators and CEO of Gnome Removal Services! If this doesn't prove it, nothing will:


No one is safe... The gnomes must be stopped!

I got to church this morning to find the premises covered in gnomes! Not only that, but as Pastor prepared for his Sunday morning services, he found gnomes all over his alb, stoll, microphone and even in the pulpit!

Thankfully Gnominators were there to save the day!

We rounded up over 20 gnomes today, and sold more insurance and removal services. Thanks to PLC for all their support. I don't think the gnomes will be bothering us for a while now...

Gnominators - Day 7

I got 2 calls today. Mark's house and David's house were both hit in the late-night hours! David's family came home from vacation only to find a gnome infestation right there on the front doorstep.

This sounds like a job for the Gnominators!

No real troubles today - just the Gnominators doing what they do best! Thanks for all your support. We'll keep working to rid the community of these gnomish pests!

Gnominators - Day 6

I just got calls from Wendy and Jany - sure enough more gnomes in more places. When will their reign of terror end??



The cleanup was messy, but we had the help of some future Gnominators!

When we went to clean up Jany's yard there was another gnome with the feral group we were hunting down!

He called himself "The Bluebird of Happiness" and he announced his intentions to follow this group around and do his best to be a good example for them. We'll see how long he lasts...

That night we went hunting again, back in Pasadena. More gnomes were spotted, but no major breakthroughs. I'm sure we'll get a call or two tomorrow...

Gnominators - Day 5

The news only gets worse.

Early this morning, Zach (one of our own Gnominators!) awoke to find a vicious gnome staring at him in his own bed!

That's right folks, the gnomes are burrowing through the foundations to get INSIDE houses. Lock your doors, and reinforce your floors. Keep the Gnominator Hotline on speed-dial.

After we cleaned up the mess at Zach's we headed to Deer Park. Another distressed call informed us that the gnomes had moved into Deer Park as well.

To our horror, Nancy showed us that they were recruiting from outside their own clan. A new gnome had joined their ranks!

After we had we rounded up gnomes all over Deer Park and La Porte we returned to PLC for a little dinner and relaxation before the evening hunt. Imagine our shock and terror when we found gnomes BACK in the sanctuary - this time sabotaging the band, Peace Sign's rehearsal.

Back to work, Gnominators!

(To the Rescue!)

(Stopping Gnomes is our Business!)

Later that night...

(A large pack of gnomes assaulting another home - too many for a night-time assault!)

(They've expanded as far as Pearland!)

Gnominators - Day 4

I received contact from Barbara and her family. Apparently the gnomes had sprung up all over her home. Not only that, but their pack had grown, there were more gnomes and they were getting meaner!

Here is an excerpt from Barbara's email...

"Oh dear, we awoke this am to a gnome infestation. They have totally taken over our front yard. Didn't know where they came from, but someone in our household (we have house guests that have also taken over) said something about Peace Lutheran Church.

Well now, we're peace loving folks, but these things are vicious. As I was walking out to my car, I was attacked and bitten not once, but twice on two fingers by one gnome. Just in case you don't know, gnome bites can be very serious, as well as painful. My co-workers [I work for a doctor in the Med Center] are monitoring me closely. They may even have to call in an infectious disease specialist."

As you can see, gnomes are no laughing matter! This was serious business. I called in the reserves and we took a special team of Gnominators to their house that afternoon.

As this was a high-risk assignment, photographers were not allowed to document the scene.
Suffice it to say there was a high level of excitement. We donned full suits of body-armor, helmets with visors and used electrified nets to round up these gnomes. It was intense.

After we rounded those gnomes up, we went gnome hunting again that night.

The gnomes were still infesting the La Porte area - we had a few leads, but we decided to regroup and wait for daylight, when the gnomes would be tired and dazed.

Gnominators - Day 3

Escalation! While we managed to neutralize the infestation at Cheryl's and we headed off another invasion at Toni and Bobby's, we failed to see the impending threat at Kelli's next door neighbor's house!



Unfortunately, Sean's house was fully infested the next day. I got the call in the morning and we were there to clean up the mess that afternoon...

There were some... complications...

That night we went on the hunt again, this time in La Porte. A lot of leads and a few random gnomes, but we didn't catch the pack.

Rounding up some fugitive gnomes...